On Tuesday, Mom was all "Your girlfriend, Elise, can sit by herself and she's only 2 weeks older than you. You should try out this fun chair Auntie Mandi gave you."
Let me tell you. This chair sucks.
I did my best to look uninterested, but she didn't take the hint. Since a subtle hint didn't work, I pooped up my back so she'd have to take me out and give me a bath.
Did she learn her lesson? Nope. She put me back in the chair. I was super pleased.
Mom, being cute is hard enough work. Lay off the milestones for a bit.
