Seven!

K I turned Seven months like, a billion days ago.  But peeps, if you've seen my new video, you understand why I can't be bothered with uploading my pictures.  I'm on the move!  I've got places to go and stuff to shove in my mouth (like dog food, hair, paper, carpet, etc).

BUT, I know you will all be sad if you don't get my monthly "Here, look how awesome I am" pictures.  So pipe down, here are some!

First I practiced with Froggy Friend and Sissy Dog.

I now have professional sitting skills

Bestest Friend Jo Jo

Then I put my sticker on.  Last month I ate my sticker so this month I tried feet instead.

Then I was all, okay Mom, I'm ready for the sign picture.  One and done.

 I promptly tried to eat my sign and when that was frowned upon, I puked on it. 

I'm a Bean

A crawling Bean!  Watch out world!  And Mom, stop crying, getting bigger is good for me.

Bedtime

This is how bedtime goes at my house.  Poor mom.

Athletics and Arts

I have a secret. I love to jump.  Here is my usual playground.

But I TOTALLY got upgraded when Cousins Nick and Chris came over with my Auntie Mandi.  We all went (including Gramps, Uncle Dan and Josie-Sissy-Dog) to the real park.  I don't know WHY Mom hasn't taken me before.  It was the thing dreams are made of!

Nick is amazing at monkey bars!

Christopher was flying like a super hero!

Auntie Mandi took me way up high!

Even my bestest Josie dog had fun!

The mecca of playgrounds was awesome, but Mom is always like, Bean, you can't just play, you have to learn.  So I took my peeps here.

 

That is a HUGE SPOON!  Think of the amount of food I could shovel in if Mom fed me with that! But no, she's all "moderation is key Caleb."  Blah blah blah.   Since I couldn't feast, I took in the sites.

Showing Gramps the Spoon

I dunno, this guy was kinda stiff.  Didn't talk much either.

At least he was cool with me picking his nose.

A horse.  But not a real live one.

So, next I decided to show off my hometown and the arts. 

Not bad, eh?

 We all posed for a few selfies too.

Then I was all, sorry peeps, I played and I learned and I art-ed so I'm out.  G'night!

More family time

After I was pimped out for our family pics, it was time to go to two of my girlfriends house.  Addie and Harper's party was awesome!  It was too awesome for me to remember to take pictures, but I did get one with my Auntie Amy (Harper, Addie and Brody's mama).  She loves me an awful lot.  And my mommy loves her kids an awful lot, so it works out.

Then there was their awesome pool.  When I'm bigger I wanna play in that huge ball!

I wanted to show Gramps and Unc a cool spot, Centennial Lakes.  So we went there too.

And for good measure, when Mom was walking with me in the stroller, I made sure to flirt extra much with her.

The Good Life, continued...

Back to day two of my spoiled life. I rocked my Buffalo Bills gear cause that is Daddy's favorite team.

Gramps, Unc and I hung out in the grass again.  I didn't eat yellow things, but man are bugs good!

Look! I have baby rolls finally!

Then Mom was all like "Let's take a family picture!" 'cause you know how mom loves a good theme.

We took a gabillion.  I think we got some good ones though.

S.F.L

What is S.F.L you ask?  Spoiled for life.  Yep, I am.  Here is a preview of the good life.

First, Great-Uncle Dan and Grandpa Dale came to hang with me.  They showed me how to be one with nature.

In case you were wondering, you can't eat the yellow things.  People get all cranky about it when you try. 

You CAN eat bottles with Grandpa.

You can then play in your bouncy chair so hard that you puke up the bottle.

 

And that means BATH TIME!

Then back to general cuteness

All of that was just day one of Gramps and Unc being here! 

Ninja

Cousin Christopher (aka Ninja Warrior) hangs with me every Friday.  He doesn't beat me up like he does his big brother.  Instead he helps me watch Dinosaur Train and gives me snuggles.  He's the best!

Going to the chapel

Auntie Boo got married to Uncle Reido after eleventy million years dating!  Yay!  I practiced my wedding skills so that I was perfect on Auntie Boo's day.

I even wore a 3 piece suit.  Hata's gonna hate!